Harry and Meghan Inc. have announced that Harry is to become the Chief Impact Officer at Better Up Inc., a US coaching "unicorn" based in San Francisco.

Harry brings his own experience of "impacts" from his military service in Afghanistan where impacts are generally known to be sudden and fatal to the local population. And impact assessments generally mean assessing the probability of fatalities.

Harry is also the first royal family member to become enagaged in life-coaching since traditionally there were so few people who led a "royal" life who were in need of life-coaching in order for them to get on in their careers or lead a more comfortable life.

A spokesperson for Better Up told FNN:

We are stoked that Prince Harry is joining as our new CIO. He brings a lifetime of unique experience to the role which will undoubtedly benefit our mainly non-Royal clients who aspire to become icons like Harry and Meghan.

A spokesperson for Harry and Megahn Inc. commented:

Following on from our highly successful podcasts, this new appointment proves that Harry is capable of leaving his stuffy old royal roles behind and taking on duties that will truly make a difference in people's lives.

The Queen is not amused.