Following the mishaps of the POTUS ascending the Air Force One jetway, the White House has put out a contract for a replacement.

Social media erupted in an attempt to explain the President's three missteps. Some blamed it on golf balls driven by Trump from Florida and others on wind, either natural or emanating from the President. 

But what is clear is that the jetway must be replaced to prevent the POTUS from taking a tumble. An unexpected fall could even trigger a "pocket-problem" if it caused the President to accidently hit the nuclear button on his 'Nuke Russia Now' presidential phone app.

One option being considered is to replace the jetway with an escalator. But even motorising the jetway could prove a problem for the POTUS as he seldom visits malls, train stations or airports.

A spokesperson for Stannah Stairlifts told FNN:

Our strairlifts are an ideal solution to the problem. They can be easily retro-fitted to the existing jetway and also enable the POTUS to face the press as he ascends so he can wave and point out his supporters from the comfort of his chair.

The chair can also be equipped with a cup holder if the POTUS needs a reviving drink to pep him up as he boards the plane.

And unlike an escalator, there is zero chance of the POTUS falling off as the stairlift chair comes with a full safety harness.

Former First Lady Melania Trump commented:

C'mon. He should try wearing 5 inch stillettos on the jetway...