Following the successful arrival of the Iranian President in Moscow, when he failed to fall down the stairs at the airport, the US has declared the President a threat to world peace.

A US government spokesperson explained:

The fact that this guy can navigate a jetway without falling over is all the evidence we need that Iran is a major threat to world peace.

Unlike our President, who can't fly anywhere in case he ends up in a heap on the tarmac, this guy can fly all around the world making trouble without making a laughing stock of himself, even in all his silly robes.

In a separate but related announcement, the US DoJ announced that former President Trump will also be indicted for being able to navigate a jetway and for managing to standup unaided all the way through a 4 hour graduation ceremony at West Point during his term of office.

A DoJ spokesperson told FNN:

It's outrageous that Trump could get on and off planes and stand up for hours without falling over. We don't need this kind of behaviour from the leader of the free world. What's next? A President who can manage without cue cards?