The bald-head of the Davos-based Mysterons has announced that he is returning to Mars.

A spokesperson explained:

Our leader is returning to Mars as his work is done here on earth.

The momentum towards a single world government that can be easily controlled by the 1% is well underway.

The 'Great Reboot' is in progress as evidenced by the war in Ukraine and in Gaza.

Elon Musk is less enthusiastic about his quest to colonize Mars and now considered a right-wing conspiracy theorist by the MSM.

So our leader will be handing over to some obscure Norwegian to carry on his good work - as often seems to happen in these cases.

All our aims are being realized, soon you earthlings will own nothing and be happy! Whoooohahahaha!

He then used matter-transferance to turn a pork pie into a banana.