Estonia's Prime Minister Kaja Kallas has called for the USA to be dismantled.

It's not a bad thing if a big power is made much smaller, she said.

A spokesperson told FNN:

Dismantling the USA would have the effect of reducing its effectiveness on the world stage and make the world a safer place.

Many American states already have GDPs bigger than most countries so are unlikely to be harmed much by freedom from federal control.

And while we are at it, why not dismantle the EU as it serves no real purpose.

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen commented:

We call this the 'Baltic Solution' whereby the aim is to reduce all countries to the size of the Baltic states giving those states greater partity with the rest of the world.

But dismantling the EU will never happen as it is forbidden by EU directive 666.

The balding head of the Davos-based Mysterons told FNN:

We support the dismantling of all major powers on earth. That way they are easier to control. Whoooohahahahaha.

He then used his power of matter-transference to change a banana into a pork pie.