In order to 'reform' Nigel Farage, his critics have asked for him to be put into stocks for an hour so that anyone can throw stuff at him for a fee, with all proceeds going to charity.

A spokesperson explained:

Mr Farage is already having lots of stuff thrown at him so why not make some money out of it for charity?

We propose that baskets of eggs, tomatoes and cheese balls will be provided so that Mr Farage can be assaulted in a controlled fashion while he is locked in sturdy stocks in some market town's central square.

All proceeds will go to the NGO 'Right to Remain'.

A fast-food chain has already responded to the latest Farage-furore with the launch of a new 'Reform Milk Shake' that looks like ghostbusters green slime and is designed not for drinking but for hurling at people you don't agree with.