Following the 'No New Oil' rooftop protest by Greenpeace on the UK Prime Minister's home, Greenpeace has warned that we are all accountable for climate-change and must face the consequences.

This includes:

• anyone driving a car
• anyone heating their home with electricty, oil or logs
• anyone eating a Greggs bacon roll (with or without sauce)
• etc

A Greenpeace spokesperson told FNN:

I think the point that we want to make is Rishi Sunak needs to be held accountable for this decision and we need to hold politicians accountable when they make terrible decisions like these.

Climate-change heretic Bill "The Old Boiler" Heslop commented:

If we hold politicains accountable for every decision they make that we don't like, there won't be enough nutters available to occupy their roofs.

Hey Muriel! fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.