The U.N. chief António Guterres has claimed: The era of global warming has ended; the era of global boiling has arrived.

However, the chief has now admitted that this is not the case for the UK where instead the era of nonstop rainfall remains in place.

As proof of this, he pointed to the public-spirited response of Greenpeace to multiple weeks of constant rainfall in the UK, where they provided activists to act as human roof tiles to protect Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's mansion in rainy Yorkshire.

A spokesperson for the PM told FNN:

The PM's home has a number of holes in the roof that let in the rain, as he has not been able to afford to repair it due to the cost-of-living crisis here in the UK.

So we are immensely grateful to Greenpeace for providing people to plug these holes while the PM is away on holiday.

Like many others from the UK, the PM's family are escaping the rain by going to warmer climes such as Rhodes in order to get some sun and enjoy the smoke from local anthropogenic wildfires.