Taylor Swift's endorsement of Kamala Harris after the ABC debate last night has been hailed as a major blow for Trump.

Not since the Duke of Warwick in 15th century England has there been a kingmaker quite like Swift with her ability to influence millions via her social media posts.

While Trump has said he would welcome Elon Musk into his administration, there will undoubtedly be a place for a childless cat/dog lady like Swift if Harris wins.

Harris claimed that Putin would eat Trump for lunch.

Perhaps dessert would be a better description as he already ate Biden and Harris for lunch after they helped provoke a war that has so far consumed hundreds of thousands of Ukranian and Russian lives, knocked the EU economy for six and encouraged Russia to pivot to the East and buddy-up with China.

All in the name of installing the kind of democracy in Ukraine we saw on show in the presidential debates.

Well done!

But clearly someone is in fact ready for it - or 'up for it' as they say in the UK.

Elon Musk, father of twelve, has already generously offered to give Swift a child.

And by the time that child is a teen it may be able to emigrate to Mars on one of its dad's Starships. Bonus!