Ukrainian President Zelensky has a new 'oven-ready' plan for victory in the Ukraine war that he is ready to present to President Biden, which may be something to do with Boris Johnson who was unleashed from wallpapering duties and has just returned from Ukraine.

Like Johnson's 'oven-ready' plan for Brexit, this one is also expected to be a turkey, but will come just in time for Thanksgiving in the USA.

Previous viable peace plans were rejected or derailed by the West but his one, that rumour says calls for the complete nuclear destruction of Russia and divvying up of all its valuable resources to the western backers of Ukraine, is likely to be received more favorably by the US neocon hawks in Washington who need to be persuaded first.

Former Australian diplomat Bill "Brandt" Heslop told FNN:

Normally you need to involve both sides when discussing a peace plan.

But of course in this case it makes no sense to include Russia since they are unlikely to agree to the threat of nuclear destruction of their country from NATO bases located just across the border in Ukraine.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.