Indiana Jones In a Care Home, scheduled for release in 2023, will be the latest and last in the Indiana Jones franchise.

Harrison Ford will again star as the hero. The actor has reportedly stated: I wanted to see Indiana Jones in later life. But he might need a cataract operation first.

Set in 'Shangri-La', a gated care community in the California hills complete with a bowling alley, a key scene in the movie shows Indiana being pursued by a rogue bowling ball as he tries to escape it on his zimmer frame to avoid being skittled to death.

Indiana is visited by a holographic version of his father (Sean Connery RIP) who encourages him to 'get up off his Yankee arse' and get stuck in to the blue rinses in the TV room that include a foxy Karen Allen in a leather onesie with a built-in whip holster.

The search for the Arc of the Covenant has been replaced by a quest to find a heated toilet to sit on.

A quest that takes Indiana to Japan where he almost drowns in an onsen-bath after a 'happy-ending' massage by an evil geriatric Geisha girl known as Handjob-San (not to be confused with Goldfinger Korean Bond-villain Oddjob-San).

Indiana Jones in a Care Home will carry the new age-restricted certificate 'R75' - meaning you are only allowed to watch it if you are over 75.