The UK Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has been forced to resign after a post lockdown PR video was leaked to the public.
The video was designed to show the pent-up British public what they would be allowed to do post lockdown when wearing masks and 2 meter social distancing would no longer be required. The short clip that was leaked shows Mr Hancock and a foxy actress, reportedly paid £15K for the 'gig', snogging under a CCTV camera.
A spokesperson for Baroness Boner, architect of the £31 billion 'Test and Trace' initiative, told FNN:
This clip of the Health Secretary was due to be released as part of a new 'Return to Normal' section of the NHS Test and Trace app. Unfortunately it was leaked prematurely before the public could be prepared for a dose of ministerial snogging.
The NHS believes this is totally normal behviour and in fact quite tame compared to what our heroic paramedics and ambulance crews see every weekend in most towns and cities throughout the UK. So we can't see what all the fuss is about.
Bill "Battler" Heslop commented: Good on you cobber! That should take some of the stress off the NHS!
EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen commented: You would never see me being kissed like that. Vorsprung durch Teknik!