President "Daddy" Trump was praised at the recent NATO summit for bringing order to the playground and forcing the European NATO members to raise their defence spending up to 5%.
The former hit German band Bony-M were hired to kick off the conference with a medley of their top numbers, including:
- Daddy Cool (he's crazy like a fool)
- Rasputin (those crazy Russians!)
- By the Rivers of Babylon (where bombs rained down)
NATO chief Mark Rutte lead the dancing and invoked article 5 to force all other NATO members onto the dance floor.
Unfortunately the former Finnish President, 'Wild Finn' Sanna Marin, was not present to lead the celebrations, and instead Germany's Chancellor Merz was forced to 'do a robot' while others attempted to 'vogue' around him.
President Trump left early and missed the dancing.