President Trump has denied that Elon Musk will be briefed on plans for war with China, as reported by New York Times.

Instead FNN has learned that the real topic of the briefing is the plan for a new international network of Trump Resorts, including:

• The Maple Leaf resort (Canada)
• The Eskimo Nell resort (Greenland)
• The Manuel Noriega resort (Panama)
• The Baklava & Fries resort (Gaza)

Trump is also rumoured to have been discussing the Florence Nightingale resort (Crimea) with Russian President Putin.

Each resort will have a golf course, a Melania Trump spa, a transgender reversal clinic and signature restaurants run by culinary luminaries such as Meghan Markle and McDonalds.

This global network of resorts, headquartered at Mar-A-Lago in Florida, will be exclusively powered by Tesla solar technology, use Tesla Tiny Houses as guest accommodation and transport guests around the resorts using compact Tesla EVs similar to a Microlino but only available in Martian Red.

The resort network infrastructure will be built using money saved from programs cancelled by DOGE and diverted from hundreds of USAID 'woke' initiatives. Every US taxpayer will be entitled to a week at a Trump resort as a reward for all their hard-earned tax money wasted over the years destabilising other countries.