In a musical first, a spermatoza belonging to the rap star Boner Dog has released its own album entitled "The Sound of Spunkz" and in the process introduced a new musical genre: Jizz.

This momentous event has occured only days after Yupanqui, the daughter of bassist Elizabeth Hart of the Psychic Ills, released her album of unborn sounds from her mother's womb entlted" Sound of the Unborn" produced using "biosonic MIDI technology".

To FNN, this album sounds a lot like Switched on Bach by Wendy Carlos. Either that or a lot of electronically-enhanced gurgles.

The new Jizz genre, derived from "Jasm", is characterised by what is being termed "splash" music, the musical equivalent of a Jackson Pollock painting and adds a new shade of meaning to the term "riffing". As Boner himself told us:

Yo! I was just riffin at home when out came this Jizz album! 

A spokesperson for national treasure Sir Cliff Hanger joked:

Boner's comment reminds us of Sir Cliff's jolly Eurovision hit: "Congratulations. And Ejaculations".