The Mysterons are currently holding their annual Great Reboot conference in Davos, Switzerland.

This has resulted in the usual business bonanza for private jet handling facilities, hotels, drug dealers and hookers.

World-famous Ukrainian 'model' Eva "Zellie" Gabor told FNN:

I ask myself more questions than Hamlet as I ponder which shoes to wear. Oh and BTW - green acres is the place to be!

The bald head of the Mysterons - aka The Hood - revealed to FNN the real purpose of the conference:

Our primary purpose in assembling influential Mysterons from all over the earth and beyond is to ensure that Elon Musk is not elected to be the next President of the United States as this would be a disaster for Mars and Martians and our X account.

We prefer the current Biden presidency as his administration is now completely under our mind-wave control.

You don't believe me? You think it was him who tripped on the aircraft steps? It's him stroking and sniffing hair? Whoooohahahahaha!

The Hood then used his Mysteron matter-transference skills to turn a banana into a twinkie to demonstrate what could happen to the President if he stepped out of line.