As UK PM Starmer flies off to China to try to winkle out more trade deal money from President 'Charlie Bronson' XI, while leaving the mess that is the UK today behind, he found time to make Top Gun jokes about his best-bro-buddy 'Shades' Macron.

[https://news.sky.com/story/talk-to-me-goose-starmer-teases-macron-with-top-gun-mock-up-13499830]

The trouble is, these guys are not Top Guns but wannabees armed with joke pistols that when you pull the trigger simply pop out a flag saying 'I'm with the Coalition of the Ditherers'.

Starmer leaves the UK grappling with assaults on its democracy (by him), more defections to Reform, and the news that illegal immigrants are able to buy visas and jobs for £20K. Bonus!

[https://news.sky.com/story/tuesdays-national-newspaper-front-pages-12427754]

Then again, perhaps Starmer was making some kind of link between Macron and Top Gun star Kelly McGinnis?

Who knows what is in these guys heads?