Rohypnol - the so-called "date rape" drug - is set to become the big hit this Christmas in cost-of-living crisis Britain where shoppers fought over grocery trolleys to pile with their last-minute shopping, as reported in UK 'newspaper' The Daily Mail.

Boney M may take the top slot in the Xmas Hit Parade with their comeback hit: Ra, Ra, Rohypnol loved by every Tory pol!

According to the BBC:

UK Home Secretary James Cleverly has apologised for making an "ironic joke" about spiking his wife's drink at a Downing Street reception.

He reportedly said the ideal spouse was "someone who is always mildly sedated so she can never realise there are better men out there".

Who knew? The new Home Secretary has a sense of humour. Suella Braverman, eat my shorts!

The Home Secretary's reflection on the value of mild sedation as a marital aid, banter that has been widely condemned by grinches of all genders everywhere, has pushed up sales of all kinds of sedatives this Christmas.

A spokesperson for Boots told FNN:

As a result of the Home Secretary's endorsement, sedatives, along with Andrews Liver Salts and Enos, are flying off the shelves this Christmas.

The ideal time for a sedative is right after lunch before people start farting from the Brussel sprouts and as a cunning plan to sleep through the King's speech.

That way you avoid the noxious air pollution and some old white man droning on about climate change and other nonsense from some privileged chateau or castle, well away from the unwashed masses up to their ears in turkey crowns, wrapping paper and pigs-in-blankets.