News that a teacher has discovered a USB stick with upskirt shots of her filmed by a pupil has led to the Department for Education (DfE) announcing new changes to the UK curriculum.
A spokesperson explained:
As you know, we have been striving to make the school curriculum more relevant to today's generation of young people.
So far we have introduced a number of new and exciting school subjects, such as:
- How to be an influencer and make a fortune promoting tat
- Selecting your gender identity (or 'be who you wanna be')
- How to run your own webcam channel and OnlyFans page
So we are totally stoked to announce that 'Upskirt Photography' will be added to this list and the curriculum content guided by an expert consultant from Japan known online as 'Panty-Shot San'.
Panty-Shot San originally made his fortune from selling used panties online, so is ideally qualified to pass on his expertise to our young people thirsting for knowledge about this up and coming line of business facilitated by razor-sharp mobile phone cameras and teachers going commando.