Social media is demanding that Donald Trump is airbrushed out of the movie Home Alone: Lost in New York.
The concensus seems to be that Trump should be replaced by Michael Jackson and the movie renamed - Home Alone: Please Don't Take Me to Neverland - and reclassified as a PG18 porn flick.
FNN has learned that other revisions are in the pipeline for example:
- Popular songs from Rogers and Hammerstein's South Pacific are to be renamed: I have a dream, I'm going to wash that white boy right out of my Afro and There ain't nothing like a BAME.
- Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph Des Willens is to have every tenth man at the Nuremburg rallies blacked-up to portray a more inclusive version of the events and to emphasise the role of all races in Hitler's rise to power.
- West Side story will have the Sharks representing the intersection of the New York Puerto Rican and Maori minorities and include a new set piece dance scene where the Jets face-off against the Sharks, who are doing the Haka.