In an expected announcement, the EU (aka Berlin) will rename the city of Brussels Oberkommando West (OKW).

Given the reduction in Lebensraum to the west due to Brexit, the EU is concerned that its people will not have enough food or export markets for its diesel cars so it is time to do something about it.

OKW commander, General von Nurnburgring, is in charge of planning Operation Seelowen to ensure that EU fishing rights in UK waters can be enforced by the occupation of various British ports and requisitioning of the UK fishing fleet to transport migrants from Greece to Turkey where they can be abandoned far from the EU's borders.

This complex operation will be initiated from what is now the Son Gat camp near Calais which is to be renamed Stalag Luft 2021 (affectionately known to EU troops as the Stella Lager).

Oberkommando West will be linked to Berlin via the world's longest tunnel, to be built by Elon Musk's Boring Company and financed by the Chinese as part of the new Lederhosen project linking Berlin to Bejing via Ulan Bator. 

EU spokesperson, Ursula von Richthofen, commented:

Das ist ein befehl! Widerstand ist zwecklos! Vorsprung Durch Teknik!