There is a new kid on the block: NATOMU!

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization Minus the USA.

Actually it should probably be renamed EATO:

The Eastern Atlantic Treaty Organization.

That's probably the easiest as it only involves the change of one letter to reflect the new Trumpian reality.

EATO is what NATO really needs.

EATO should stop interfering in places it shouldn't be and focus its attention on its real core mission:

Preserving peace in Europe by preventing another WW2 scenario from developing.

As it stands, EATO is worse than a bully. It functions as the bully's mate.

This is the kid that does what the bully asks it to, secure in the knowledge that anyone challenging it means incurring the real bully's wrath.

But now EATO has got to stand in the playground on its own two feet because the bully is no longer behind EATO's back.