Scientists have discovered dozens of possible planets that could be cool enough for life, these include:
- Discotron - a planet that orbits to a disco beat
- Flareon - a planet that emits flared solar flares
- Sphincter - a 'black-hole' planet that can suck and blow simultaneously
A spokesperson told FNN:
These planets are definitely cool enough to support life, daddy-oh!
This is so exciting that Boney M are rumoured to be thinking of re-releasing their classic song Daddy Cool to celebrate the discovery:
She's crazy like a fool/What about it Daddy Cool
RIP Frank Farian.