Tesla has finally released its long-awaited Cybertruck but the Mysterons are not happy.

From his Davos HQ, the leader of the Mysterons aka 'The Hood' told FNN:

We know this so-called Cybertruck is the first in a new line of vehicles designed to support Elon's colonization of Mars and is nothing more than a remake of Captain Scarlet's Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle (SPV).

We warn you earthlings. Any attempt to reach and colonize Mars will result in the immediate destruction of the Earth.

That is if we haven't already managed that with our Great Reboot 2030 plan. Hahahaha!

According to Musk, the Cybertruck has four wheels, four doors and a 1.8m (6ft) bed.

This makes it an ideal vehicle for Van-Lifers who want to reduce their carbon emissions by living in an electric vehicle that also looks way cool in their workplace car park.

The City of San Francisco has already placed an order for a million Cybertrucks to give to its homeless population.