Airlines are rumoured to be considering offering free exit row seats on Boeing Max-9 aircraft.

Exit row seats that previously could be sold at a premium due to extra legroom are likely to be offered for free as more doors blow off this aircraft in-flight and occupants are forced to freeze their nuts off for the rest of the flight.

Passengers will need to sign a specific disclaimer before boarding the flight absolving the airline from responsibility in the event of a disaster.

Rather like COVID vaccines.

Thrill seekers are expected to be booking these seats in order to feed their Instagram pages with photos and footage when the doors blow off and half their clothing and their in-flight meal of a bottle of water and a packet of pretzels is sucked out the aircraft.