Bald leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, aka The Hood, has told FNN that they were behind the recent shutdown of the Japanese moon lander.

A disembodied voice told us:

We know that this moon lander was nothing to do with Japan but another of Elon Musk's attempts to prepare for an invasion of Mars.

So we sent an agent to cover the lander's solar panels with toilet paper thus rendering it without power and inoperative.

Whooooohahahahaha!

The Japanese have denied the lander has anything to do with Musk and claim that the lander spent the last nine days doing nothing after it's computer control system discovered it could read manga comics and consume copious quantities of Bukakke videos for free.