The price of Amazon Prime is set to rise in the UK, but to compensate, Amazon is adding a new Prime Service: Covid booster shots.

Offered on a subscription basis only, the Prime Booster Shot service will offer a booster every month to all Prime subscribers. The booster shots will be administered by specially trained delivery drivers using a new booster 'gun' dispensing device, a bit like the staplers they use in the warehouse to help prepare packages for delivery.

In more remote areas, the vaccine will be delivered by specially equipped drones that will fly into your garden and give you a shot, rather like a wasp sting. The drones will use a special algorithm designed to first assess your body type and then select the best area to jab you. Expect plenty of booty calls as the algorithm was trained on pictures of Kim Kardashian.

The current 'How was your delivery' email will be expanded to include 'How was your shot?' and Prime Members who subscribe will be eligible for other special vaccine offers including cholera and polio, as both diseases are making a comeback.