Sky News reports:

[https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-spacex-buys-elon-musks-xai-13502553]

Elon Musk has made another bold move by combining his SpaceX company with his xAI company. The aim being to build AI data centers in space rather than on earth.

Space has solar power and natural cooling (it's freezing up there) so this makes perfect sense. Starlink can communicate with the Internet so all the building blocks are in place.

But the Mysterons are fuming.

We asked the elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olav Hurtigruten, for comment and he told us:

Musk must be stopped!

AI in space means he can get ever closer to his goal of colonising Mars.

We will never let that happen!

Whooooohahahahahaha!

He then turned a banana into a pork pie using his powers of matter transformation.