UK scientists have discovered a new health condition they are calling "Long Brexit".

Following the UK's exit from the EU, many people who voted remoan are said to be suffering from Long Brexit which is putting the NHS at risk as the condition is proving impossible to cure and placing more demand on ventilators to cope with sudden panic attacks.

According to the NHS the symptoms are:

• blaming everything, including covid, on "the Tories"
• yearning for bad news about how the economy is doing
• hysterical reactions to anything that indicates 'difficulties' after brexit
• obsessive stroking of the old EU passports and car numberplates
• 'isolation' from the EU leading to 'stranger syndrome' among the young
• yearning for the 'good old days' when Brussels told us what to do so we did not have to think for ourselves

EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen told FNN:

The Brits voted to enact the experimental program they called Brexit, which was not approved by the EU, and now they must suffer the consequences of trusting referendums and direct democracy that we do not believe in here in the EU.

Long Brexit could last for decades and lead to serious deterioration in an individual's health including cardiac problems, neuro disorders and erectile dysfunction in men and trans women. Vorsprung durch Teknik!