UK PM Sunak and French President Macron have announced a landmark deal to manage the flow of migrants across the channel.

Expected to cost around £500 million over the next 3 years, the new deal is certainly controversial.

Migrants arriving in the UK will be immediately flown to Rwanda. On landing they will be given an Amazon voucher for £1 million in exchange for signing an undertaking never to come back to the UK.

The voucher can only be used to buy goods from Amazon that are made in Britain.

A Home Office spokesperson explained:

We are spending millions on migrants every year so why not just give them the money in exchange for their agreeing to a right of no return.

They can then return to their countries as millionaries, where the spending of their voucher will help to boost the local economy. And by buying British they are boosting our economy too. They also get free Prime membership and Kindle Unlimited for life. It's a win-win-win!

The voucher will be paid for by a new levy on everyones' council tax bill so the whole process will be completely transparent to taxpayers. Unlike the way the system works now where taxpayers just foot the bill with no idea what their council taxes are really used for.

An Albanian people trafficker told FNN:

We don't think this scheme will work. Other than Norman Wisdom DVDs, no-one from Albania wants to buy anything made in Britain. Everything on Amazon comes from China anyway so this looks more like a scheme to benefit the online giant and President Xi than the UK.