US VP Kamala Harris made a surprise visit to the UK G7 summit after Air Force One was re-routed to the UK from Guatemala due to a technical fault in the navigation system.

In an unexpected speech to address the lifting of UK-US travel restrictions she told the UK and EU:"Do not come."

The only exception to this is Julian Assange, who is welcome to come to the USA from the UK even without a visa.

Despite a history of welcoming immigrants from the UK and Europe, Harris was clear that UK and EU immigrants are no longer wanted as the USA now has far too many wanting to enter their country from South America and various terrorist havens around the world. And anyway, Europeans are no good at landscaping and can't make a decent burrito.

During her whistle-stop visit, Harris also visited Napier Barracks in Kent to inspect the accommodation provided to UK asylum seekers.

A spokesperson told FNN:

VP Harris was impressed with the barrack-room accommodation and 'full-English' food provided to UK asylum seekers compared to that of sleeping on the floor in a convention center with hundreds of others and being fed on a constant diet of Taco Bell and McDonalds.

We will be considering moving some of our asylum seekers to other parts of the country to provide a better standard of accommodation including utilizing decommissioned nuclear facilities in Washington State and tornado shelters in Kansas.