The UK's Daily Mail reported on astronaut Sunita Williams weight loss after 156 days in space:

The pounds have melted off her and she's now skin and bones. So it's a priority to help her stabilize the weight loss and hopefully reverse it,' the NASA source told the The New York Post.

Despite her weight loss, Sunita managed to grow an Afro while in space and began saying stuff like:

What's happening brother? and 'Shaft, he's a mean motherf**ker'

FNN has learned that Sunita's first words after she was greeted on her return were:

Anyone got an onion bhaji? Or even better, a full English?

She was later spotted at her local 7-11, bingeing on watermelon slurpies and corn dogs dipped in barbecue sauce.

Now celebrities are lining up for this new weight loss treatment as it doesn't involve any pills or expensive Beverley Hills doctors, just the ability to manage a rocket launch, a journey into orbit, docking with the ISS and hanging out in zero-gravity for a few months crapping in your spacesuit.

Piece of cake!