Following the immediate devaluation of President Trump's invitation to visit the King of England by giving the same invitation to President Zelensky, UK PM Keir Starmer and his team of diplomatic geniuses are scrambling to repair the damage.

Starmer has put the word out that he needs some 'goodies' for Trump's visit to bring Trump back on side.

FNN has learned that suggestions for the Trump goodie bag include:

• The bestselling guide How to Talk to Plants and Prince Harry's Spare personally signed by the King
• A copy of Full Disclosure by Stormy Daniels signed 'Hush this, sucker!' as given to the King by President Obama
• A coupon for a walk with a Kalahari bushman in the Namibian desert
• A risque portrait of Camilla in riding gear back in her 'tampongate' heyday
• An opportunity to serve Greggs bacon rolls directly to patrons at an M25 service station (traffic permitting)
• A MAGA cap embellished with the royal seal of approval on the rear

Those are sure to turn the situation around given that Trump has a self-confessed 'warm spot' for Britain - although it remains to be defined exactly where that warm spot is located.