A dozen people listed as missing for months on skimmed milk cartons have recently been found, in the A&E of a NHS hospital.

According to a report by the Royal College of Nursing, as reported in The Week, patients are dying in packed hospital corridors and going undiscovered for hours.

These unfortunate gurney-geezers are part of a new NHS A&E 'pathway' entitled Corridor Care, which consists of three simple steps:

1. Put patient on gurney
2. Abandon
3. Repeat

The waiting list for corridor care now stands at 3 months and Keir Starmer's government has commited to bring this down to 4 weeks