In the words of the famous Zager and Evans song:

In the Year 2525, no leavers will be alive. Just remainers will survive. That's OK.

The 2000 page Brexit "deal" document essentially confirms that the transition period will be extended for centuries into the future to avoid anyone having to characterize the agreement as a "no deal" Brexit since this would be politically incorrect.

EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen held a press conference outside the Oberkommando West (aka Brussels) and claimed complete victory for the EU printing department and its boss, Michel Barnier:

Holding up two fingers to the UK she declared: Never in the field of human conduct has so much paper been wasted for so little gain.