Germany has accused Russia of conducting an 'information war' after a recording of a Luftwaffe General's telephone call was leaked to Russian media, supposedly giving information about British troops in the Ukraine.

FNN has received a copy of the telephone call:

Sounds of hotel porn channel in background...Oh ja, ja, ich liebe dein eier ... and so on.

General: Hallo Hermann is that you?

Hermann: Ja mein commandant!

General: You seem to have a Russian accent today?

Hermann: Da ... I mean nyet.

General: OK I just want to let you know, those Brexiteer Brits are on the ground in Ukraine and the UK and France are sending cruise missiles.

Hermann: Very good mein commandant! This means less supplies available for when we recommence our bombing campaign over London to punish them for Brexit!

General: Exactly. Only that dumkopf Ben Wallace has figured this out. So he must be silenced. Das ist ein befehl!

Strangely, Germany did not accuse the USA of an 'information war' after it was discovered that the US had been tapping Mrs Merkel's mobile phone. How convenient!