President Trump's tariffs are unsettling gamblers all over the world.

While stock markets tumble globally, gamblers are crying foul as Trump's tariffs introduce something called 'risk' into gambling on stocks and shares.

A spokesperson explained:

As stock markets take an unprecedented hit due to the tariffs, investors are panicking as stocks are only supposed to rise and not fall.

What is the point of investing in stocks and shares if you can't make money?

It's senseless.

Australian investment advisor Bill "Wolfie" Heslop told FNN:

What a bunch of pommie pansies!

You only lose money if you sell in a depressed market. 

Then someone else makes money because they buy your stuff at a discount.

Like me.

That's the way it works.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.