Meta launched Threads, a new social media platform intended to rival Twitter, and millions of users flocked to the groundbreaking platform.

FNN asked ChatGPT why Threads is even needed and it replied with a series of succinct bullet points:

• Threads lets you post messages of up to 500 characters!
• Threads does not use that Twitter abomination ... hashtags!
• Threads has no chronological timeline!
• Threads has an AI-driven timeline!
• Threads has no desktop version!
• Threads has no trending section!
• Threads has a cool name!
• Pass the dutchie on the left hand side!

And so on. You get the picture. Time to move on.

Millions of fools, who don't seem to have anything better to do than post messages to each other all day, have signed up to participate in yet another online jibber-jabber, albeit one largely curated by AI under the covers so who really knows what's going on?

Meta founder and cage fighter, Mark Zuckerberg, has recently been inducted into the Davos-based Mysterons, who, as FNN readers know, are dead against Musk and his Martian colonisation plans as they are not part of the great 'Reset' or as Musk calls it 'Rebore'.

Mysteron leader, 'The Hood', told FNN via a thought-wave from Switzerland:

Normally we do not recruit humans. But Mr Zuckerberg is an exception.

We have never seen a 'thousand yard stare' like his on an earthling so we suspect he is in fact an alien from Uranus.

Although even he isn't as strange as that guy who originally founded Twitter. Jeez!