UK PM Keir Starmer's adoption of a Siberian kitten (named Prince) has not gone down well with some in the UK intelligence community.

Maybe the kitten is a Russian 'asset' - a bit like the Norwegian Beluga Hvaldimir (RIP) - with an implanted chip sending data to Russia's FSB?

It's all very well to criticize the PM for his political decisions but questioning his choice of cat for his family really is a new low in British politics.

What's next?

Presumably woke warriors will not be pleased that the cat is white with blue eyes, clearly a representative of the Aryan nation, and right there in Downing Street!