An outbreak of Foot-In-Mouth disease is currently ravaging politicians in Europe.

Currently the disease has affected many high-profile leaders such as:

• UK PM Starmer
• French President Macron
• Ukrainian President Zelensky

Also know as 'Mad Row Disease', the affliction causes erratic behaviour and sometimes foaming at the mouth.

To contain the disease, political parties all over Europe are being culled and replaced with new right-leaning alternatives unaffected by liberalism, thought to be the source of the disease. The German Chancellor Scholtz has already been culled by the German electorate.

To prevent the disease reaching the USA, America is refusing to meet with European politicians unless they clean out their mouths with bleach, a treatment also recommended for COVID by the previous Trump administration.