Following criticism that the extensive range of career Barbies, including the latest Barista Barbie, does not encourage aspirational young women to explore alternative careers, FNN has learned that new Barbies are on the way that truly reflect what women today apparently aspire to:
- Influencer Barbie who has her own blog and youtube channel
- Webcam Barbie who comes with a new range of sex toys and lingerie accessories
- Onlyfans Barbie who comes with her own private 'wealth management' bank account
- Secret Benefits Barbie, a sugar baby who can interact with various sleazy sugar daddy Kens with their yachts and Ferraris
A spokesperson explained:
Far from these new Barbies echoing hateful sexual stereotypes, they actually reflect the real aspirations of many young women today who can't see the point in slaving away for decades to become a scientist or surgeon when in the real world they can earn a fortune by emulating these hip, new Barbie role models.
EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen told FNN:
These new Barbies will never sell in Germany where the most popular models are Hairy Armpit Barbie, the naked and sun-tanned Sylt Barbie complete with stick-on merkin and the proud to be gay Alternative For Deutschland (AFD) male Barbie.
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