The Telegraph is one of many mainstream media outlets encouraging the distribution of 'war porn'. In this case promoting a 2 minute clip of trench warfare in the Ukraine as discussed in a 19/06/23 article by Roland Oliphant.

A spokesperson explained to FNN:

We are only responding to an insatiable demand for war-porn from our readers.

It seems that people like nothing better than to come home from a hard day at work and watch a few Russians being killed before they have their dinner.

It used to be those thrilling drone strike videos from Iraq or Afghanistan that were popular.

But today this long-distance 'Kansas' killing is old hat given that troops are now equipped with headcams to record trophy kills so they can share them online to gain more 'likes' and 'followers' and those cute emojis.

We just can't wait to get some real close up video of soldiers being beheaded or having their all their limbs cut off and put in sacks as was known to take place in previous Russian wars in Afghanistan and Chechnya.

That would be a real teatime treat.

EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen commented:

The EU condemns the celebration of killing Slavic 'untermenschen'. By the way, have you heard this one?

What's flat and smells of diesel ... A Belorussian village! My Opah told me that one. He was a card.

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