The US Army is rumoured to be about to release a new recruitment video to emphasise its more inclusive nature and reflect their new recruiting slogan:

Be the Best LBGTQ+ You Can Be.

A military spokesperson told FNN:

The US Army must become a more inclusive organization and also recognize the fact that everyone seems to want to star in their own porn movie since many of our troops are webcamming in their spare time. Or so my friends tell me.

Think about it, who wouldn't want to see a Drill Sergeant in a Stars and Stripes bikini playing with her rifle.

So our new video shows a foxy female recruit showering with a bunch of well-hung male recruits who are in the process of transitioning to women.

We leave it up to your imagination what happens next, but it's a real doozy let me tell you!

I'll give you a hint: Ten-shun!

FNN has learned that the movie was shot at a brand new training facility - Fort Transition, Wyoming - previously a set for Paramount's popular Yellowstone series.

If this doesn't increase recruitment numbers in the Tenderloin District then nothing will.