The UK is to rename various streets to demonstrate its continued and unwavering support for Ukraine's right-wing nationalists by emulating the renaming of streets across Ukraine after heroic 'freedom fighters' such as Stepan Bandera.

Streets named after figures from the UK's hateful colonial past, such as Cecil Rhodes and Winston Churchill, will be renamed, for example:

Churchill Street will be renamed Lord Haw-Haw street after the well-known WW2 Nazi propagandist who spoke with an upper-class British accent.

Statues of slave-traders, such as of that of Edward Colston toppled in Bristol, will be replaced with statues of Lord Haw-Haw.

A spokesperson explained:

Lord Haw-Haw aka William Joyce was a very popular figure in the 1940s when he ran a hit radio show broadcasting out of Hitler's Germany with the call-sign: Germany calling, Germany calling.

To celebrate the renamings, instead of a traditional British street party, we will hold a torchlit parade.

One of the most famous female film directors ever, Leni Reefersmoker, has been hired to film the nighttime torchlit parades sponsored by veterans of the 14th Waffen Grenadier (Galicia) Division of the SS.

Perhaps these parades will be as much fun as the parade reported by the UK's Jewish News in 2019:

In Lviv last year, hundreds of men marched wearing the SS uniforms of Ukrainian collaborators in a city-approved event. At least three Ukrainian municipalities in recent years have unveiled statues for Bandera’s deputy, Yaroslav Stetsko, who during the Holocaust openly called for “the extermination of the Jews.”

[https://www.jewishnews.co.uk/two-streets-in-kiev-will-no-longer-be-named-after-nazi-collaborators/]

Yes, these are the kind of heroes we should be naming streets after not racist colonialists like Colston, Churchill or Rhodes.