The architect of Britain's Brexit, Nigel Farage, will not run to become an MP in the next UK election but instead is heading West to help former President Trump in his 2024 presidential campaign.

Farage will be responsible for FLEXIT, that is the succession of Florida, including Disneyworld, from the Union. The idea is that if Florida secedes, other states will follow, or not as the case may be.

Mar-a-Lago is to become the new independent state's 'white house'.

The Farage influence is already making itself felt at Trump campaign rallies, where a new backing track based on the old XTC hit - We're Only Making Plans with Nigel - has been heard blaring out along with Lynn Anderson's 'I never promised you a rose garden' and, in an apparent attempt to influence the black vote O C Smith's 'Son of Hickory Hollows Tramp'.