According to Sky News, former UK prime minister Boris Johnson (aka Flip-Flop) told The Sun that there is "little doubt" the "world felt safer and calmer and more stable" during Mr Trump's presidency.

Really? This did not seem to be the prevailing attitude of the MSM at the time - who were anything but calm and stable during the Trump presidency.

"Right now much of the world is craving the stability that goes with strong and decisive American leadership," he added.

"A lot of nice well meaning people are quivering like smacked blancmanges at the idea of a new Trump presidency, I am not quite sure why they are so alarmed."

Now Democrats have seized on Johnson's statement to launch an investigation into whether former President Trump can be further indicted for 'smacking blancmanges' as this is a crime in Louisiana, where 'le blancmange' is the state symbol.

A spokesperson told FNN:

Former President Trump has never smacked a blancmange in his life. Maybe this is some democrat codeword for 'shake your bootie' or that charming hip-hop phrase 'smack your bitch up'.