The Brexit transition period is to be extended to the Year 2525.
In order to avoid lockdown fatigue, UK Government announces permanent lockdown.
NHS to introduce billing at point-of-delivery.
Russian interference in the election of the Mayor of Shaftesbury.
All boxes of Novichocs will be withdrawn from supermarket shelves.
New COVID-friendly airline launched by Branson.
The Department of Education is renaming Universities.
English Heritage is to erase all references to English history from the landscape.
The British Museum is to be renamed The Empty Museum.
To increase its revenue base the BBC is to extend the coverage of the UK TV license.
Woke activists want Spaghetti Junction designated a UK intersectional symbol.
HM Government is introducing a new Tier 65 in conjunction with Amazon Prime Senior.