UK police tipped off about a rave at Salisbury Cathedral.
The New Year Honours list is to be replaced by a National Treasure Register.
Borat has accepted his deplatforming as a protection of free speech.
Defunded UK Police to sell CCTV footage of your every move.
Outrage at new decision to ban balaclavas in schools and courtrooms.
The Biden Administration will sell the Guantanamo Bay prison facility.
Old hits are being re-released with new lockdown lyrics.
The EU Border force will use the Haka to welcome UK visitors.
The new Trans Dollies will come with a comprehensive free accessory kit.
COVID loneliness has caused some support groups to be packed out.
The British Museum is to be renamed The Empty Museum.