Boris Johnson has been testifying at the UK's COVID Inquiry where it has been admitted that 'we made it all up and it was all batshit'.

Apparently the idea was that the Government needed something to take the public's attention away from the shambolic job it was doing at the time so they latched onto COVID as the answer.

It is now clear that:

• the 2m distancing rule was made up
• masks did not prevent the disease from spreading
• the vaccines were not vaccines at all and woefully untested
• we should have done what Sweden did

Now that the pandemic is over, the public is re-focused on the escalating cost of living crisis, out-of-control immigration, crumbling infrastructure and a jobs market concentrated on barista apprentiships that can hardly support an individual let alone a family.