The Paris Olympics is proving to be groundbreaking in many ways:

• a convicted child rapist competing
• Russia banned but Israel welcomed
• cardboard beds and condoms for athletes

Now it can be revealed that a new sport has been added: Sabotage!

It turns out that the acts of sabotage against French infrastructure and data are not some terrorism related activity but a new Olympic sport added to reflect the zeitgeist.

A spokesperson explained:

Sabotage has become a popular activity in recent years so we decided to include it in the Olympics for the first time.

It is the only sport where the winners will not come to the podium to receive their medals.

We expect that this new sport will allow countries such as Iran and North Korea to add to their medal tally.

Especially since those crazy Russians are banned from the Paris Olympics.